Folks… when God leaves perfectly good books on the sidewalk at 2am… yes that’s right, please deliver them to my front porch. HA!
ok fer serious… I flippin love books, the older the better, and the freer, the better.
And if you leave them outside your house in the dark, I will take them. And if I don’t read em, I will cut them up and glue the words together in compromising orders! Or I will rip out their guts and use their spines for wall art! And there will be nothing you can do about it! So keep your books tight if you don’t like the sound of that….